Here's the outlook for Sam/Jess:
| Sam/Jess | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WTF Factor | 4.2/10 | ||||
| Popularity | 3.6/10 | ||||
| Cannon Probability | 10/10 | ||||
| Castielle's Rating | 7.4/10 | ||||
Words are hard Hunters. What do these words mean?
Here's why:
WTF Factor: The only reason I gave this ship a somewhat higher WTF rating than expected is due to the ridiculous way they got together. It doesn't get weirder than a demon bleeding in your mouth as an infant, murdering your mother, and, when he felt as if you were losing your potential, introducing you to the perfect woman...only to later murder her just like he murdered your mom. Not weird at all *sarcasm.*
Popularity: This ship isn't as popular as you'd think. People are too busy shipping Sam with actual live people to bother with his dead girlfriend (RIP).
Cannon Probability: *SPOILER ALERT* It's literally cannon.
Castielle's Rating: I like this ship. I'm not a Sam/Jess shipper myself, however, I do find intrigue in the socio-normativity of a ship that is literally canonical. It propelled the plot forward from the beginning and continues to come into play even in Season 12.
As always, if you have any comments, questions, or requests, let me know in the space below.
Ever your Assbutt,
Castielle
They *did* get together in a ridiculous way!
ReplyDeleteIt *is* Supernatural though, I mean how else would they canonize a ship involving the main character? It has to be weird or it's not really Supernatural.
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